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posted 1 month ago (by: mewtwos)
chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”

lmao!

chaystar:

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“we’re gonna fucking die”

lmao!

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posted 1 month ago

To the one and only: person you hate so fucking much!

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posted 1 month ago (by: gourmetfastfood)
gourmetfastfood:

I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run

lmao, this is too funny!

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

lmao, this is too funny!

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posted 1 month ago (by: petersdinklage)

love this film! Ellen is amazing in it!!!

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posted 1 month ago (by: itstonybetch)

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

too funny for words

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posted 1 month ago (by: king-hans-of-arendelle)
Conceal, don’t feel
- Leonardo DiCaprio (via king-hans-of-arendelle)
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posted 1 month ago (by: rihenna)

Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards

Ellen is too amazing for words, and should present Oscars EVERY YEAR!

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posted 1 month ago (by: heathledgers)

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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posted 1 month ago (by: muggs8787)

they literally had to take this out because it was so gay

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posted 4 months ago (by: inthestateofdreaming)

absolvtely:

inthestateofdreaming:

when you throw a surprise birthday party for your friend

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THIS WEBSITE HAS TAKEN IT TOO FAR

Ladies and gentlemen…Ellen DeGeneres