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posted 1 month ago (by: mattfractionblog)

thehappysorceress:

Not only did I Laugh Out Loud, there was sustained Laughing Out Loud.

omgggg

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posted 1 month ago (by: mewtwos)
chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”

lmao!

chaystar:

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“we’re gonna fucking die”

lmao!

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posted 1 month ago (by: slumperella)
lol

lol

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posted 1 month ago

To the one and only: person you hate so fucking much!

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posted 1 month ago (by: gourmetfastfood)
gourmetfastfood:

I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run

lmao, this is too funny!

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

lmao, this is too funny!

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posted 1 month ago (by: petersdinklage)

love this film! Ellen is amazing in it!!!

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posted 1 month ago (by: itstonybetch)

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

too funny for words

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posted 1 month ago (by: king-hans-of-arendelle)
Conceal, don’t feel
- Leonardo DiCaprio (via king-hans-of-arendelle)
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posted 1 month ago (by: wodkat)

wodkat:

And now, a rendition of Let it Go by Leo Dicaprio.

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posted 1 month ago (by: rihenna)

Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards

Ellen is too amazing for words, and should present Oscars EVERY YEAR!

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posted 1 month ago (by: lycanthropic)

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay clubp

image

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posted 1 month ago (by: heathledgers)

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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posted 1 month ago (by: oliviasbenson)

nigeah:

journalisticjoe:

scandalgladiators:

team-joebama:

this actually happened

Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?

Hit em with that “nigga what?” face

kinda shit is that?

lol

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posted 1 month ago (by: muggs8787)

they literally had to take this out because it was so gay